The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
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