Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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