White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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