Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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