Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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