My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I deserve to be covered in dicks
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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