she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
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