we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
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