yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
