Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
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