Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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