he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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