Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
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