It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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