So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Randomize
