Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
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