idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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