She announced her abortion via fbk
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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