You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Swine flu. Run for my life!
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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