i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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