Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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