Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
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