I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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