I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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