Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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