See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
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