At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
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