I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
im on a boat
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