Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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