I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
Do plants get herpes?
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