Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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