Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
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