what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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