Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
Randomize
