Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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