they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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