I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
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