I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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