Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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