i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Every concussion has its silver lining
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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