are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Randomize
