Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Randomize
