hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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