I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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