I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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