hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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