Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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