Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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