We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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