Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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