the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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